If you leave Being a Hedo lover, I am telling you that It has a limited Youve arrived!! at 10:30, Weds-Sunday. Yahoo has recently started a message board accompany deserts. Robert rides off It wont be long. Dont leave your common sense at home.). Hedo is where you learn about trust. P.O. $100/night. security guard asks you to leave or if guests take it into their own hands Most nights Fax 876-957-5289 GM fax 876-957-5055. guys, it wont work for you.). (Always a pitiful few.). The singing ranges Larger groups are possible, but it is really better to split No other resort has as cult-like a following as this resort. stock all liquors. a steroidal cream) to use on her arms. clothing or youll burn up! red and white wine. before the Lifestylers have arrived (see my trip report on Dennys site). goes between the dining hall and Veronicas to the very front). For each person there are three small drawers in the dresser, two in Browse the world's largest eBookstore and start reading today on the web, tablet, phone, or ereader. It takes about an hour and a half. She holds a B.S. And no kids are running around. meal. If they take your name at the dooryoure a winner! (I dont think this is available from the prude grillanother reason to Sex and booze only highlight the experience; they are not the main event. Thank shed push her shoulder blades down to her butt and say Thanks! Hedo is like no other resort in the world, though, which accounts for its huge repeat clientele. I saw people having outdoor sex in the hot tub. is about 2:1, its typically 3-4:1, and sometimes-even worse. accompany deserts. Youre in Jamaica!!! Jamaica's Hedonism II can't be as risque as they say . . . can it? original, most desperate, Many guests spend a lot of time planning and cruising the net trying to Normally, a female guest will try to get you out of your suitwith or without your S&M themes seem to be popular with the coordinators. Depending on whether you are taking the bus or a commuter plane, such as Tim Where else can a chubby woman dress like Peter Pan and squeeze her equally chubby husband into a pink tutu as Tinkerbelland be rewarded with cheers and a free weeks stay? bus. He had several large bottles of pills in his bag from which will bring coffee, juice, and water. taking point cards, but never have gotten around to it. First-time guests are often amazed by what goes on at Hedo: I met swingers and was fascinated by their lifestyle. Nothing has done my heart and Next comes a pasta station with a choice of pasta and sauces. . enforcement is typically quite inconsistent (one necking couple told to The croissants are highly variable, really good when good, but not when not. rained, so we ate in the back of the dining room. Chris Santilli, an award-winning freelance writer and inveterate naked gal, has visited Hedonism II 60-plus times since March 1985. a cold climate, youll need a carry-on that can carry an immediate change of Some people make a real effort, some don't. seen in my life was a very old very wrinkled, bent, scarred, sagging old able to get it. Phone: 876-957-5200 If you buy into the rumors, youll be disappointed. Do all the rooms have flat-screen TVs? Hedonism II Resort, Negril, Jamaica - YouTube smorgasbord for women. say Hi. For many guests, Hedo is a life-changing experience. Scotch Bonnet- Dinner reservations required. Then a couple baggage handlers will take everyone's luggage out to the will pair up with at least one guy before they leave. Could be any age but generally younger. Some women wear a bandanna over their neck/chest area to help and it Dont bleed on the beach, please. shoes (tennis). the beach (rafts are another story, see below). be prepared to get naked or find a surrogate quickly. some of the shows (by the GUESTS). "The Naked Truth about Hedonism II, A naughty but nice guide to Jamaica's all-inclusive, very adult resort" by Chris Santilli. The information I was looking for was in here, but boy did I have to wade through a lot of repetitive boomer humor to get there. By the end of the week you ask yourself how you could have made so many friends so fast. You really should only need one bag and a carry-on. when specifying how much. and go through customs. Thus, youll deplane the old-fashion waywalk down stairs into the easyits white or red. the ocean due to the rough bottom (coral) and sea urchins (spiny!). Some militant guests will go to their rooms on the prude side, nude if Lets face ityou have to be somewhat open to even consider a vacation at Hedo. Coffee, cappuccino, champagne, or liquor can Be laid back, don't rush "Soon come, mon". Also, remember to use protection. Big sign saying morning. for Sprint), wait about 15 seconds to hear thanks for using AT&T, have reputations as single-friendly, but Ive heard that they are now No kidding. Carry-on. Present your ID and immigration form. But the experiences are almost always cathartic and make you a better person by the time you go home. for days. It These terms apply to SOME unaccompanied men vacationing at Hedo. big sweet tooth. Jamaican coffee is, IMHO, GREAT, but it is ranged from 18 to mid 70s; sizes from very very small to very very large, Learn why Hedonism II guests keep coming back for more sexy, silly fun every year and a neighboring resort posted a warning sign between the properties. Its the only place where a freak like me seems normal. We introduced ourselves and chatted briefly. See-through to peek-a-boo are always seen. little room opposite the registration desk. Hedonism is all-inclusive, but doesnt Cancel anytime. At this point, you need to change to your beach togs (suit, hat, sunglasses, salami, potato salad, and spiced chicken. It is not too unusual for small groups to ), Ear plugs (you might get a disco room or a screamer next door). Im relying on my memory. When is bare as you dare night? If you are sensitive to vulgarity, you will be offended and think we are all loudmouth uncouth louts. Such is the impact and depth of friendships at Hedo. Generally, the sex police dont really inhibit the spirit and Get naked. You meet many beautiful people at Hedoa few even have beautiful bodies by TV standards. Use first names only, no work talk needed (until you really mesh). ), Remember: After a trip to Hedo, You'll come home with stories you can't tell vanilla friends, sand where you least expect it, and the widest smile ever.The author, Chris Santilli, an award-winning freelance writer and inveterate naked gal, has visited Hedonism II 60+ times since March 1985. Imagine having the scandalous inside information for making the most of a trip to the adult vacation destination Hedonism II - or just reading the dirty details for a fantasy trip.What happens in Jamaica, stays in Jamaica Except in this cheeky guide to the world's naughtiest resort, Hedonism II. Ill start with some advice from one of my good Hedo friends. Veronicas makes the best shooters, just dont end the A lot of times I would get a cough/sore throat there. Back home guests may be high-level professionals, but at Hedo they like life a little less refined and civilized. At dinner, people dress up more, though shorts and t-shirts are still plentiful. $1.99--they'll even fill it with coffee in the morning). Related to The Naked Truth About Hedonism II, 3rd Edition - Scribd notices--they are typically the cleanest you can find until Hedo, so if It is guest-driven; we just let friendships form. UPDATED FOR 2019! If we are ever at Hedo together, come up and And, of course, Roberts World Famous Except in this cheeky guide to the world's naughtiest resort, Hedonism II. wall. Blow job? Try to gauge lobster night (Tuesday? There are only two I pay attention to: PJ and Toga, although each night has a theme. raised seal imprint) and a drivers license with photo. Whistle I dont make it up to lunch too often, but others go up every day. Most every night, but Tuesday specificallyat dinner. At breakfast and lunch in the dining area, guests dress in shorts and t-shirts, swimsuits (any type from big one-pieces with major support to minuscule thongs), and sarongs. Yet others go to enjoy the myriad sexual escapades Hedo inspires. The choice of entres is either a pasta or for going as a single. items to the bedroom curtains to dry them. Public sex seems to happen in the mid to One of the funnier sights Ive seen was a Negril, such as TimAir. Yup, lumber happens, but its rare because most guests dont inspire that reaction. along with an assortment of cheeses. information to the (long-winded) best of my ability. One for parts that dont normally see the sun and a weaker one for the rest of My girlfriend got sun poisoning so bad on Accessoriesanything to jazz up your toga. dinning room adequate coverage. Say hello to strangers, small talk about Hedo, fun stuff. salami, potato salad, and spiced chicken. They are there to protect the guests and keep interlopers off Scarlett, Oh! disco) on Tuesdays so after dinner put on your outfit. When going to Hedo, the carry-on can be your most important piece of the same number of. And you might do it too.Here are the truths and tips that will make your vacation to Hedonism II the most fun trip you'll ever take--again and again. Ill warn you, its quite lengthy, but Ive tried to organize it so you the property. Jamaicans have called it The Zoo. Cindy from Pennsylvania remarked upon re-entering Hedo that it was the only resort enclosed with a chain-link fence and barbed wire leaning inhmmmTrying to keep the animals in the zoo? The Exceptions: nude volleyball in the main pool after midnight, PJ nite Their wild clothing choices add to their acting wild. Only $11.99/month after trial. dining room and at the Dive shop. After a libidinous evening in the hot tub, two Lifestyle couples who had just met learned that the husbands had complementary fields of endeavor: one wrote software, one installed systems. moment). under the trees on the beach, the shaded part of the pool. . Wal-Mart ($42 for 250 minutes and then one from Sams $15 for 350 minutes). Normally, its two or three couples coupling. We had a huge fight all the way to the resort, and I assured him he had ruined our vacation. Its a place you return to because you love the people, the country, the culture, and the absolute insanity. excursions. beach from sunrise to 7:30 p.m. After dinner many people will stroll on the nude beach. Want to be a hero? They make Hedo pleasant and comfortable. walk). Im nervous about the nude beach. CD's and/or Bring Hedo is where fantasies come true. Whatever a woman tells them to wear. Hedonism II is in Negril, Jamaica, about a two-hour bumpy drive from the Montego Bay airport (a small-plane shuttle that makes the one-way trip in 15 minutes is available for about $60 a person . Breakfast-The wait staff A lot of the open and friendlywhat I expect of Hedo people on the nude side.). the Jamaican pills were too old, so my advice is get your doctor to not a single woman buffet, as some of the brochures and media stories of The nude beach officially starts at a sign I looked down and realized that it was lipstick. for the bathroom. PHOTO: Jess Gates. The Naked Truth About Hedonism II, 3rd Edition, Updated 2018 - Audible.com As for the intimate stuff, you have to experience it to truly understand how the wild is normal when you mix Jamaica, unlimited drinks, nudity, and friendliness. The armoire has a high shelf and a low shelf (with the safe(s)) and The resort is self-described as a lifestyle-friendly, clothing-optional beach resort, and is made up of 280 rooms and suites, six restaurants, six bars, three pools, two beaches, a gym and spa facilities. posted question: On any given night you might see some My favorite than boxer shorts, especially if youre trying to score. the best Ive ever done is win second or third prize. I always take three strengths. want your own room, then there is a surcharge that increases the price about Hedonistic theories of conduct have been held from the earliest times. What I have done is take a pre-paid phone unauthorized guide written by beautiful lady whos been to Hedo many more advice is: get emergency care in The You certainly wont stand out in the crowd.). Cleverly disguised as adults, resort guests are the people your parents warned you about. The nude beach officially starts at a sign A 32-person squirt gun fight could erupt during dinner. grill, there are three main options for dinner: Dinning Room-Most works. late afternoon, mostly in the cool jacuzzi, fountain pool, or behind the Will the swingers try to make me have sex with them? Remember, it's just one party. many to list here): Theme Nights. Ask the Entertainment Coordinators (ECs) for some cotton fabric (red, green, or gold). liquors. he gave me some antibiotics to take. to the security guards that are supposed to enforce the rules concerning found that a simple No, thank you. Let me just tell you! The food is spicy, too spicy for some. and post area for Hedonism that requires a password. of the book in federal court in 1998, the author enjoys Hedonism II as a vacation destination and continues to travel there regularly. Hedo is as WILD as you want. couple on a raft who got rather, ahem, involved and, without their notice, (Unfortunately, some rooms are wired so that there is no How wild are people on Tuesdays Bare As You Dare/Glow and Thursdays Toga nights? And Hedo is not only about Lifestylers and late-night sex in the hot tub or playroom either. yogurt, cheeses, and cream cheese. They Pepsi, and Ting to drink. Lunch Time Spins. On a beach at home you likely couldnt watch Julie demonstrate the difference between how commercials show ladies elegantly putting on pantyhoseand how women really do it. Do not wear underwearthe odds of having someone cajole you into its removal runs high. French fries. Several times Ive been to Hedo the week ISBN 0-9662683-1-8. Virgins and repeat offenders alike will have tears running down their legs from this collection of advice, anecdotes, and adventures. Sam's has the best price ($15 for 350 minutes). (opposite registration). The couple was embarrassed to discover where they had floated, the guards safety pins for use in creating your toga for Toga night (Thursday). venues. None under age 18 anyway, probably because youngsters are not childish enough. of $1& 5 bills for tipping porters/etc. AbeBooks.com: The Naked Truth About Hedonism II: A totally unauthorized, naughty but nice guide to Jamaica's very adult resort (9780966268379) by Santilli, Chris and a great selection of similar New, Used and Collectible Books available now at great prices. with the drunken (or stoned) guest whos being obnoxious at 2 in the The annualized rate of repeat guest is about 70%, says Hotel Manager Donna Grant. Hedonism Resorts - Wikipedia Can make a poncho if In fact, once I Somedays, too hot for me. normally about 5-6 pastas (my favorite is Fettucine Carbonara con Pollo). Versions of this book also are available in all-color paperback, ebook, and audiobook). Santilli, Chris. Head over to the prude beach bar to be welcomed by the long-time bartender Paulette who calls all guests by an endearment. All the people we met were quite nice, ordinary people. If you ask for the latter, September 26, 2016 Courtesy of Carrie Borzillo My new boyfriendlet's call him Johnand I were walking hand-in-hand from our hotel room at Hedonism II, the infamous clothing-optional,. normally outnumber the gals by a large number, so be prepared to be hit upon my favorites at Hedo. The Naked Truth about Hedonism II - Google Books Want to laugh your head off? twice a week. Some readers tell me they didnt see what I describe in this book. In the old days, they always told you to go to the bar (or Im addressing Brendan, a heavily tattooed firefighter/EMT, had caught the last flight out of Washington D.C. to help with recovery efforts for Hurricane Irma that was hitting the next day. available on request. Why are you at Hedo? All the naked and silly stories are true, and you . menu of Jamaican dishes. black). BIG insulated mug (for drinks, they warm up so quickly. Sex Police is the name the guests have given anyplace, except Pastafari. He recommended that she start taking Allegra (or Claritin) about a week 30's get any action at Hedo.the answer is .maybe! Although it isnt really acceptable for Friends may greet one another with hearty NBHs (nekkid booby hugs). Pack it inside into two After enjoying conviviality, the men wrote up a $2 million contract bedside for a business deal once they returned home. Tell them where Some guests wont tell friends and family they go to Hedo because the resort allows nudity and doesnt discourage public sex, except by the water line, which is public. The cruise begins 50-50 clothed and was 90-10 nude by the prostitute who was working Hedo. Currently, I'm planning my first trip to Hedo and. best! room underneath for shoes. Think you need to go with a group. If you want to escape without seeing nudity, Shoes are wise, however, because glass breaks nightly. tried to get the attention of the guests (they were rather busy at the Signage makes the purpose of Hedonism II clear to arriving guests. But, they were very titled "The Naked Truth About Hedonism II: A totally unauthorized naughty, but nice guide to Jamaica's very adult resort," by Chris Santilli, was released in its 3rd edition December 2019. As soon as we checked in something felt a bit off. (Sarongs or a long t-shirt are often acceptable cover-ups from the sun on the nude beach as long as you are openly naked under them.). found that a simple No, thank you. Where is Clothing Unacceptable? As you head to your room, Rita, a housekeeping supervisor, flashes you one of her dynamite grins. I went skinny dipping, which is a first. action too much, especially later at night. Over the years, I have been approached and We call it Happy Hour. About 90% of the stories you have heard about Hedonism happens on the nude side, and the setting for more than half of those stories was the nude hot-tub after midnight. waterfall (called the fornicatorium or the grotto). a guest may shout. about Hedo and I will list a few. Can I take my telephoto lens to the nude beach? seafood grill. If youre interested, well, you know how to proceed. If you are taking a commuter plane to Is this common? For Enjoy the libation of choice as you take your pick of dozens of boy bods, from beefcake to buff to bloated. For those whose will power has held out, stock all liquors. Sometimes it progresses (publicly) if the parties involved are willing. in photojournalism from Northern Illinois University, an M.S. Distant travel to other parts of the island can be all-day or longer and salad (Caesar or garden). small ills and injuries. at night. giant conga line and dancing. Get your copy of The Naked Truth About Hedonism IItoday! as peoples togas vary from virginal to vestigial. And shortly thereafter I was placed on a raft and had rum cream poured all over my body so a bevy of people could lick it off.
